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Joke of the Day

"Waiter waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good sir he's frightened of them too."

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"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."
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"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."
"Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*"
"[goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer"
"Big things DO NOT always come in small packages! I wish someone had told me the truth before I pounced on this adorable midget. Poor fella."