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Joke of the Day
"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite food? Yellowcake."
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"I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter."
"My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning."
"Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!"
"What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies? Jalapenetration."
"This girl I know has started saying ""true story"" after everything which is interesting because I've never murdered before."
"Yesterday I raped a deaf-mute girl... ...I ve broken her arms so she couldn t tell anyone."
"*cop bursts into bathroom* ""KID DON'T FLUSH THOSE DRUGS!"" *toilet is wearing shades* ""damn. we're too late"" *toilet rides off on motorcycle*"
"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"