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Joke of the Day
"I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!! His name was 'Hue Mongoose'"
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"Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police."
"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."
"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"A Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight. Storm Trooper misses every shot. Red Shirt dies anyways."
"What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common? They both strip for parts!"