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Joke of the Day

"TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?"

"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"

"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."

"My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!"

"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."

"So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes... and the elephant says to the naked man. ""Its cute but can you really breathe through it?"""

"Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish..."

"What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard? You mustard be joking!"

"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Thankfully, it all changed when I was born."