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Joke of the Day

"What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game"

"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."

"Whenever there is trouble, Justice League cums in a... Flash"

"I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record... ...she called me a riceist"

"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"

"How do you get honey from a graveyard? From a zombee! I'll see myself out"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye maighty"

"Alligators gonna alligate"

"TIFU: My wife told me she wants to get a tattoo on her lower back. I told her to get one of a beautiful young woman so I'd have something to fantasize about."

"I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them."