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Joke of the Day

"What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game"

"I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan."

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally."

"What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official."

"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."

"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."

"If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?"

"Romney: ""I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."""

"What do you get when you cross an East African terrorist organisation with a fast food delicacy? Al-Kebab"