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Joke of the Day

"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."

"The fridge is a clear example that what really matters is what is inside."

"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."

"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."

"Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died."

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"How do you start a baby shower? Throw it into a wood chipper."

"Panic rooms are a great way to protect yourself during home invasions or like if you forget your wife's birthday."