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Joke of the Day
"If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?"
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"Sometimes a man has needs that can't be fulfilled in the home. [goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]"
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"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."
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"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."
"Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now."