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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an East African terrorist organisation with a fast food delicacy? Al-Kebab"

"Pub Quiz I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist."

"I want to write ""I miss you"" on a rock and throw it at your face so that you'll know how much it hurts to miss you."

"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."

"Bunch of good one-liners"

"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."

"I heard it's impossible to ban Tank tops in the US... Something about the right to bare arms..."

"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."

"I think my cat is using me for my money I mean the sex is great, but I just don't feel an emotional connection."

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"