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Joke of the Day

"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""

"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"

"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads ""IMTEXAN"" than I do behind cars with ""Baby on board"" signs."

"Really sucks for those addicted to Apple products... ...now there is no *escape*"

"Are your parents retarded? ...because you're one special lady!"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"

"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"

"Girl, are you a jar in my parents' fridge? Because I have absolutely no way of knowing how old you are."