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Joke of the Day

"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""

"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"

"I did really well in my math class My professor said I was on the top of the bell curve."

"I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures."

"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."

"Feline-loving fashionista's favorite music? Techno. *boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats*"

"mom: no TV for a week! dad: and after you take a bath you can't use your hands to get out of the tub *sons jaw drops* mom: [whispers] nice"

"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."

"What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes? HOLY MACKAREL!"

"How do you know you're not logged into reddit? There are /r/atheism posts on the frontpage"