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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."
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"Wanna know my New Year's Resolution? 4K, baby."
"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."
"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"
"Me: How do you like being an Uber driver. Driver: I don't work for Uber. Me: So, I just willingly climbed into a windowless van, didn't I?"
"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"
"""Spring is in the air"" I proclaim as I hurl a Slinky at your head."
"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."
"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"
"Yo you guys ever try hanging out with people you like who also like you? Shit's dank af"