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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."

"Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites? Because they can lie about their age!"

"I found my Dad's old porn stash I had no idea he was in so many movies."

"Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I'll never get to touch."

"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."

"If you ever see a tweet that says ""www@google.com"", that's my grandma trying to use the internet. Leave her alone."

"BlackBerry: being significantly less obvious than a magazine to carry into the office shitter since 2002."

"Both my ends are business ends."

"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"

"When is a bread not kneaded? When it's unnecessary"