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Joke of the Day

"I saw a dramatic comedy about a guy with PbA. The plot was confusing... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.."

"An insanely hot girl sat across me in the train this morning and our eyes met. I thought I'd have a raging boner. But then she had one first."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish."

"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"

"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"

"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"

"What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water? DOUCHE"

"With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge"

"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."