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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."

"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"

"How do cows communicate? Moorse code."

"What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? No Whey"

"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."

"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."

"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"

"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."