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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"

"If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet! "

"I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, ""You are my bitch"""

"Jesus killed the dinosaurs because he was tired of their bullshit."

"This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!"

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"

"if she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to have decisions about her healthcare be in the hands of old white men"

"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"

"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... no seriously, it can happen. (seen in an Irish pub)"