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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you."

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"

"Why did the carpenter's wife leave him? He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her."

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"When your friend offers you free food, all trust is gone out the window!!! The fuck did you do to it? Nothing, I swear! Okay I'll take a fucking bite."

"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."

"We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don't spend it all in one place! lol jk"