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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water? DOUCHE"

"Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat. He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye."

"Don't put a question mark where God put a period. "

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the trick is finding two people small enough to fit IN the lightbulb..."

"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"

"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"

"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"

"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"

"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this."

"Why did the policeman wake up his son? He saw a *kid napping*."