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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish."
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"Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale, but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off."
"Why did the woman get stoned off her ass? Sharia Law."
"What do zero and nil have in common? Absolutely Nothing"
"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."
"For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter. I guess she is claw-straw-phobic..."
"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"
"Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe? Thor."
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""
"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."