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Joke of the Day

"With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge"

"What did one pedophile say to the other? I'll give you two fives for a ten."

"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."

"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""

"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"

"It's a good thing the Island of Lesbos is not in the United States Not sorry..."

"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"

"David Bowie died at 69, Alan Rickman died at 69... ... Donald Trump is 69. We are all crossing our fingers."

"My mom and her church biddies have morphed Facebook's ""People you may know"" to ""People who likely cleaned your face with spit on a hanky."""

"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"