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Joke of the Day

"With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge"

"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."

"My wife doesn't like it when I pee in the shower... Especially when I'm not in it... And she is."

"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."

"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."

"What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror? M'self"

"I never had to swim for my life in a shark attack but once I had to doggy-paddle really fast to get out of a pool when it was dessert time."

"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."

"How did Kurt Cobain die? With a Cobang"

"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"