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Joke of the Day

"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."

"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."

"Q: Why does Michael J. Fox make such good milkshakes? A: Because he uses quality ingredients. What did you think, asshole?"

"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."

"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"

"I have literally never seen a mattress store with customers in it"

"what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines? A Manila folder."

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"FYI- Clear plastic bra straps make you look like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring."

"why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have Bills to push around"