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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."

"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."

"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."

"A monk to another, ""O! master, is it proper for a monk to use email?"" ""Sure, as long as there are no attachments"", replied the other."

"[OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms."

"What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro."

"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."

"What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!"