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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue"

"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"

"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."

"Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and said he misses you."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"

"I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap."

"I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me."

"TIME TO RETIRE Q: WHEN DOES A PROSTITUTE KNOW IT TIME TO RETIRE? A: WHEN SHE CAN NO LONGER HIDE THE STRETCHMARKS AROUND HER LIPS."

"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"

"News Headline: ""Nasa finds crack in Space Shuttle"" Well its got to get pretty boring up there on those long space flights."