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Joke of the Day

"What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name? Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there"

"""my eye is up here"" -Illuminati pyramid"

"I didn't think my hangover was that bad, until I spent 10 minutes trying to log into my nephew's Etch-a-sketch."

"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."

"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."

"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"

"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"

"This was the funniest joke in the world when I was five. why did the chicken cross the road roll in the dirt and cross the road again? because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"How do Mexican cut pizza? Little Caesars."

"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."