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Joke of the Day
"Waiter your tie is in my soup! That's all right sir it's not shrinkable."
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"How can you tell if someone lifts? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."
"That moment when it's Sunday and you have alzheimer And you're waiting so hard for the Sunday to come"
"I like my women like I like my milk Rich, white, and 2% fat."
"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."
"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."
"Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek."
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"
"Stop. Stop it right now. I'm going to count to five. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. ~A parenting haiku."