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Joke of the Day
"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."
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"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"
"Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man."
"What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill"
"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? The gun only has one trigger! -Clorox Bleach"
"just got up in the middle of breakfast and left my mom in the restaurant because she complimented this guys trump hat"
"What the difference between the titanic and climate change? Climate change beat the ice berg"
"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"
"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"