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Joke of the Day
"Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek."
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"What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel."
"I'll say ""HELLO PUPPY!"" to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile."
"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant."
"Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a customer."
"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."
"If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"""
"How do you make a fat chick orgasm? Who cares....."
"Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing"
"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""