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Joke of the Day
"Appreciate the little things.. Hug a midget today."
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"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."
"If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn."
"Donald Trump is already generating millions of the new jobs in America! Thanks to him, protesting is now considered a full time job!"
"""There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are.You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."""
"What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather? Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand."
"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"
"Anal sex is like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a kid, yo won't enjoy it as an adult."
"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."