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Joke of the Day

"Appreciate the little things.. Hug a midget today."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"

"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"

"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"

"What is the Pope's favorite breakfast? Eggs Benediction."

"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""

"Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?"

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"

"Day One, living in one of those tiny houses: ""Well, isn't this quaint?"" Day Two: Murder"

"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."