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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather? Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand."

"Care less and you'll stress less."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"

"It's black and hangs on a wire? A bad electrician!"

"What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency."

"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."

"A friend asked me to tell him where 'Muscat' is I thought about it for a while and said ""Oh man!"". He said ""Yeah man"", I replied ""That's Sana'a"". I'm really confused now."

"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."

"100% of people who eat in the dining area of the grocery store are murderers."

"What does The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people"