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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece."
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"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."
"How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her."
"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year."
"Why do Republicans use rulers? They want everything to be straight."
"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""
"What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon"
"what is the cruelest joke of all? Your Life."
"I Nominate Lou Gehrig."