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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Did you hear the joke about butter? No? I guess it didn't spread then"

"Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer to polish his massive testicles."

"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"

"""Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat."" Dads in unison: ""Nooooo!"""

"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."

"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"

"How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire."

"Confucius says - He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wake up with stinky fingers. Just remembered this from when I was 13"

"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."