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Joke of the Day

"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""

"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the *spaghetto.*"

"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."

"Can you eat me out? What are you doing?! I just wanted some of your pot brownie."

"YOUR LISTENING TO MAGIC FM........pick a frequency, any frequency"

"[Possible GOT Spoilers] What's Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"

"blacksmith joke A blacksmith asked his apprentice, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" He replied: ""No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"Cops said my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit which is crazy because I don't even drink blood alcohol."

"Want to hear a joke? Ok How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"