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Joke of the Day

"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""

"A good artist knows where to draw the line."

"Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna f*ck me. Boy: Wow and smart to."

"Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"Why did the chicken get a strike? Because it was a fowl."

"I got pulled over for running a stop sign. The cop says, ""Didn't you see the stop sign?"" Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

"What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail? A small medium at large"

"Q. What do clouds do when they become rich? A. They make it rain!"

"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."

"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."