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Joke of the Day
"I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.. Then it hit me."
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"What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me."
"What did the guy without hands get for christmas? We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet"
"What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music? Logarithms"
"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"
"Never drink water after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become an aquarium. PS not mine read it somewhere"
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
"How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake."
"I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons."
"Me: sorry I rode a giraffe to your grandmas funeral Friend: what? that's not a giraffe Me: sorry I'm on drugs at your grandmas funeral"