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Joke of the Day
"What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis? Massage a knee."
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"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"why do we only eat some of the animals I'm looking at you manatees keep being fat your day will come"
"I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish"
"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."
"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"
"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"
"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."
"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"