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Joke of the Day

"Probably the worst part about being a snail is how you can't put salt on your French fries."

"My mate went to a fancy dress party as a silent bee. ""Very subtle,"" I thought."

"Do you want to hear a short joke? Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head anyway."

"How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator"

"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"

"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"

"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"