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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot"
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"How do you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple."
"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."
"The future Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years. Come on man, I wear glasses. I don't have 2020 vision."
"A mom hassles her son to take out the garbage. the boys says ""sheesh, mom you tell me to do that at least once a week!"""
"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."
"Regular naps prevent aging... Especially if you take them while driving."
"My wife left me because ""I am addicted to video games"".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself"
"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"