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Joke of the Day
"So I heard the Brits have a new dating app It's called Kinder."
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"If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside? K9P"
"A man walks up to a woman ""We're going to have sex tonight"" The man said. ""Why?"" replied the woman. ""Because I'm stronger than you"""
"What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican? A Mexican moose"
"Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!"
"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."
"How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?"
"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."
"No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married."
"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."