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Joke of the Day

"A Catholic named Jose climbed mount Olympus. He saw God at the top and said ""Hey! Zeus!"""

"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"

"How do you get the drummer off your front porch? Pay for the pizza."

"I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive."

"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"

"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""

"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""

"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."