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Joke of the Day
"What is the lifespan of an owl? 6 1/2 books."
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"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"
"Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever."
"""I think that kid's a robot"" What? ""Look at his mouth"" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* ""That's exactly what a robot would say"""
"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."
"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"