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Joke of the Day
"What is the lifespan of an owl? 6 1/2 books."
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"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."
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"How do you fix a pumpkin With a pumpkin patch... I'm so sorry."
"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."
"The main reason that Santa is so jolly ... is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Just yelled ""I will strangle you in front of your pets"" out of my window to a car that cut me off in traffic on a highway in New Jersey."
"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."
"What do you call the Knight who started the Round Table? Sir Cumference!"
"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."