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Joke of the Day

"When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying"

"A Nazi walks into a BAR... Browning automatic rifle"

"How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved! TO SHIBA"

"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"What kind of ring is the least exciting? A BOring"

"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"

"You see those cows over there? They are outstanding in their field."