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Joke of the Day

"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."

"Sometimes taste is not a flavor, and class is not something you attend."

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"

"Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all"