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Joke of the Day
"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."
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"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""
"One day she says ""Treat me like a princess,"" the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women..."
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. .... They got off on the eighth floor.... then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor."
"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"
"extreme jesus died on the motocross"
"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"
"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""
"Did you guys hear that Ellen Degeneres died? Yeah, they found her face down in Ricki Lake."