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Joke of the Day

"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"

"What happens when you sprinkle feathers on molasses and sell it? Treacle down economics."

"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."

"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"Yo momma so nasty... that flesh eating bacteria won't even eat her pussy."

"If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember someone invented a wrench and named it Allen"

"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."