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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you sprinkle feathers on molasses and sell it? Treacle down economics."

"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."

"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "

"I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected."

"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."

"I went to a zoo, but all they had was one sad-looking dog. It was a shih tzu."

"a keyboard walks into a barbershop on the international space station ""i just want an easy, short cut"". then he hit the bar"

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."