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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"

"There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door."

"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."

"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"

"Did you hear about the man who got the left side of his body blown up? he's all right"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck? Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck."