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Joke of the Day

"Never fall in love with a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."

"My friend asked me what my Computing Logic class was about.. ""Mostly boolshit."""

"After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea."

"Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song? Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap"

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. It's seven."

"Today I won the National Laziness Championship! What did you win? Atrophy"

"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"

"Offensively sexual** Whats the worst part about eating hairless pussy? You have to put the diaper back on after."

"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"