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Joke of the Day
"Never fall in love with a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
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"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."
"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"
"Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? Because they are all wet."
"girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this"
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."
"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"
"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"
"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."
"Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? Because they're trying asbestos they can."