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Joke of the Day
"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."
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"I spend so much time alone I may as well just be ugly."
"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."
"I have a rare mental condition that makes me see a gold next to my submit on reddit Edit: Thanks for the gold!"
"I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations."
"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."
"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."
"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."
"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"
"The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint"