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Joke of the Day

"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."

"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."

"Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board."

"What is the most popular candy in Rwanda? Tutsi roll"

"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"

"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."

"Bad Mother Mick, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."

"How do you ruin a joke? By explaining it. Because you know, jokes are supposed to be understood implicitly, without you having to say the reason behind why the punchline is funny."