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Joke of the Day

"Europe is in turmoil, but at least I've got some steady income despite the migrant crisis I own a florist around the corner from the French embassy"

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."

"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."

"Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it."

"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."

"What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa"

"Getting over a musical upbringing is as simple as a 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4."

"The other day I got pulled over, and when the cop walked up I pulled out my 9mm Once he stopped laughing he wrote me up for indecent exposure"