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Joke of the Day
"I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights. Who wants some?"
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"How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"
"I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again."
"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"
"""This does not bode well."" - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder."
"Boss: I suspect one of you is dead [Everyone looks at me, except for Paul, who is not moving at all]"
"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."
"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"
"My corn tortillas want me to like them on Facebook. Fuck the future."
"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"