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Joke of the Day
"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."
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"spraypainting ""CHEATER"" on my car to make it look like im sexually active"
"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."
"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."
"I named my Pokemon Margarine... ...because it's butterfree."
"I'm starting an Atheist corporation... it's a non-prophet organization."
"What's Brian David Mitchell's favorite movie? Get Smart"
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable"