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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"
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"What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar"
"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"
"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."
"I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. This one just told me i was adopted :("
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm a hoarder and then I think,""No. But I should probably keep these used band-aids just in case."""
"I stand right next to the ""God Hates Fags"" guy with a sign that says ""Please Ignore My Ex-Boyfriend"""
"Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale""."
"I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone."
"What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows!"