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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!"
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"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
"What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp? AU SHWITZ"
"Doctor doctor I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please."
"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"
"Adult me must concede that a major contributor to global warming was kid me leaving the front door open and heating the whole goddam world."
"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."
"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."
"I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him ""No jerk!"" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16."
"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"