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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"
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"Maybe the dinosaur extinction was a murder suicide by the T-Rex. If I couldn't jerk off because my arms were to short I'd kill everyone too."
"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""
"Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !"
"A redhead girl, an Asian girl and a blonde girl are in 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest? The Asian of course, she's 10 years old."
"Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin. GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity."
"If you walk a mile in my shoes, you'll end up at the bar..."
"What vegetable was on the badge in the cab? A CABBAGE!"
"How many Latin Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
"My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay... they don't provide a square meal"