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Joke of the Day
"If you walk a mile in my shoes, you'll end up at the bar..."
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"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."
"In INTERSTELLAR, why does Tom's voice get higher when he's older? Answer: thedust"
"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees! (say it aloud)"
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"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""
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